But neither is better than a fleshlight
@Time Traveler, but a girlfriend is! *breaks down crying*
@Time Traveler, When people say flesh light all I can think of is some bloody flash light made out a of a human heart.
@Melonnator3000, I guess I could fit my dick in there too
@Melonnator3000, that would work just fine
@Melonnator3000, A fleshlight is a flashlight made out of a v4gina. Well... a fake one. But still you aren't far off.
@Melonnator3000, That's not what I picture. At all.
@Melonnator3000, even better
@Melonnator3000, That's not what it is, but I appreciate your creativity
Just in case anyone doesn't get it it's the sunlight hitting the moon and then reflecting off to earth
@Strider1321 "Ugh no it's not, the moonlight comes from the moon and not the sun so it's the moonlight. #GetYoFactsStraight "
HEY EVERYONE BOOBS
Now that I have your attention, I just got my first job! At shoe carnival. I start tomorrow. :) wish me luck!
@Hannah Belle, good luck :)
@FatKidProblems, thank you!
Haha Oscars, moonlight
Explains the moon burn I keep getting
This is why I dont understand vampires.
No sh!t sherlock
I don't know "dancing in the sunlight" just doesnt have the same feel
Reminded me of Sailor Moon lol.
Praise the Moon!