That schools taught how to prepare taxes at the high school level
@Cloverleaf, tax rules are slightly changed upon graduation, not enough to make it impossible to do taxes just enough to slightly frustrate you
@k1ngs4ndm4n, well that already happens actually
@Cloverleaf, and a lot of schools actually teach you how to do taxes you just have to take the right classes
@k1ngs4ndm4n, well it should be mandatory goddamnit
@Cloverleaf, is this your wish then?
@Cloverleaf, them so it shall be and since it's mandatory students will hate the class and not pay attention thus leaving the knowledge supposed to be gained fallen upon deaf ears
@k1ngs4ndm4n, so like any other school curriculum. Fair enough
I receive $5,000,000 every year for life.
@sticks1982, you can only spend it on severely questionable items
@sticks1982, You have to pay $4,999,999.99 every year in taxes for life.
@sticks1982, any time you hear any form of music, for the rest of your life, all you can hear is Justin biebers "baby" ...and its extremely loud
@TheHippie52, fvck that!
@sticks1982, the American $ is, unbeknownst to you, replaced with a different currency a week after you first acquire your first payment, and your money has no value to anyone period
To have a perfect live exactly as I define it.
@Vsauce, you can no longer define things
@TheHippie52, And this just in, Bowie Stars has been shut down and is now crying in a corner. Back to you Bob.
My dream is to be happy
@Bowie Stars, Your conditions are that you are blind and deaf.
@Sebastos, I could live with that.
@Bowie Stars, your condition is that your insane and completely unaware of the world around you
@Bowie Stars, you are stuck in a coma, so you are constantly stuck in a dream state that you are happy with yourself with little to almost no evidence that you would notice that you are stuck inside a dream.
I want to be invisible.
@PunchinMunchkin, your blind while your invisible
@TheHippie52, That's a good one.
My dream is to be able to alter people's thoughts and emotions
@The Heartsmith, you can only alter them to be negative
@AwkwardChinchilla, he would just mess with his enemy's, would still be a sweet power
@TheHippie52, hmm then he can only alter his family or something like that
@AwkwardChinchilla, ooooh that's a nice one
@TheHippie52, tbh I was thinking of altering my crush's mind into being romantically attracted to me
@AwkwardChinchilla, nah your first one was better, I'd make them all want to give me money
@The Heartsmith, you can only alter their minds while you are defecating, and I mean in the process
@TheHippie52, haha, that's funny
My dream is to set the condition for the condition of my dreams condition....
@MMSieBreeze, your condition is that you can only make it a negative condition
@Sebastos, the first condition is true
@MMSieBreeze, the 2nd condition is false
@MMSieBreeze, you condition is that I get to set the condition of your conditions condition
@MMSieBreeze, the meaning of the word "condition" is lost to you, and there is no way to relearn it
OK guys I think it's the best wish ever and I am taking one for the team here but I wish everyone's wishes were only positive even if I had to receive all the negative wishes myself, that's my wish. Now someone tell me what the rules are for?
@commander shephe , The changes that you think are positive are thought to be negative by everyone.
@OneDestiny13, with then that would mean that all the negative wishes that I would receive would be positive by everyone else's opinion. Therefore I still win in the end
@commander shephe , Unfortunately no, because tha would mean your wish changed the wishes they were happy with into unhappy wishes. In this situatiom you are the Hitler of wishes. Sorry bud.
@OneDestiny13, sad face.
To get my feelings back
@Chessam, your condition is that you are now oversensitive and cry about everything
@do it for the meme, well f*ck that sh!t I will stay my spocky self then
@Chessam, you have them, but since the chemical reactions they have on you feel pretty alien after all this time without them, you will uncomfortably writhe in indecision and do nothing like those cringe worthy dramas where the boy has a conversation with his dream girl but can't do anything but stutter
@Vozzici, i indeed can never make a decision and I never had that cringe thing nor stutter
I have a big penis and pretty, stupid women are attracted to me.
@daily joke, your penis is freakishly huge, so much so that you strugle to move around and any time you even start to get an erection you pass out from blood loss
@TheHippie52, I'll just use a dock ring to prevent blood flow. System beat.
@daily joke, condition is your djck is "U" shaped
@MMSieBreeze, I'll easily become the next ron jeremy
@daily joke, only pretty, stupid women even remotely like you, since the size of your penis will make other men feel inadequate, and non stupid women feel fear since their is no possible way to perform satisfactory intercourse with you without being literally torn apart and die. And if you choose to have sex with the pretty stupid ones, they will die.
@Vozzici, necrophilia is one of my fetishes. Thanks guro Chan. Rip
I gain supernatural abilities to benefit humanity.
I get a girlfriend
@downwitsickness, long lost sister
@TheHippie52, oh god
@TheHippie52, long lost mother
@Vozzici, and only she knows that she is your mother
My dream is too be happy with myself
@TheWaffle, you are stuck in a coma, so you are constantly stuck in a dream state that you are happy with yourself with little to almost no evidence that you would notice that you are stuck inside a dream.
I am able to achieve all the goals I set for myself.
@Horse Lime, your goals are set to be the societal norm of slightly below average, not rock bottom low, just mild, bittersweet success
@Vozzici, honestly it's better than anything I'll ever legitimately achieve. I'll take it.
I actually become good at overwatch. Not great, just slightly above the current average.
@I Broke Benjamin, your condition is that you lose all interest in overwatch
@TheHippie52, fair enough. That's pretty much what's happening anyway
@I Broke Benjamin, check out Paladins, it's free, has a better community and imo better characters/maps
@TheHippie52, maybe I will. I also tried Gigantic recently and it's the first moba that I actually like
Everyone hates me for the next year.
@commander shephe , the condition....everyone is you
@commander shephe , they only express their hate through passive aggressive snarky comments
@Vozzici, yay my wish came true.
@do it for the meme, your the only one he puts in a concentration camp.
@do it for the meme, you have to teach him about everything that's changed since he died
@do it for the meme, he is actually super chill and doesn't kill people
@do it for the meme, He has amnesia and has no recollection of his past actions and will not acknowledge them even if you or someone else tries to educate him of his past. He will always look the same (outfit, hairdo, mustache) and it is your responsibility to be his best friend, so even though he has no recollection of his past, society will always assign guilt by association and call you a Nazi and treat you as such.
@do it for the meme, everyone knows you resurrected him
@Jordo99 I hate that this pic only got 23 upvotes and never made it to recent. Was one of my fav uploads
To be able to sing any song from memory
@dinasour humper, it is permanently stuck on your head with no way of removing it.
To be a diver (with wetsuits and fishes)
@alejdran, you can't be below the surface for more than 20 seconds.
I want to be a nurse.
I want to be extremely fit for the rest of my long life and keep my mentality uneffected by outside magical forces.
To become a word famous DJ
@skedda, You are only aloud to play remixs of Nickelback and Justin Bieber.
@OneDestiny13, I'm cool with that getter did a pretty good remix of where are Ü now I'm sure there are good bootlegs VIPs or remixes of nickel back songs
I wish for space exploration to be funded globally
@FrostBite704, Aliens find us shortly after and enslave the human race.
My dream is to make a hugely successful video game
@Vozzici, the game will only be successful if you sell it to a major game company and leave you with none of the profit. You also hate the game and the company you sold it to.
@do it for the meme, Also, shortly after selling the company you will be forced to relive building your company and game for the rest of eternity, but will always make a game you hate even more after every reincarnation.
@Vozzici, your boss is a huge bitch and is pulling the strings from planning to release
@OneDestiny13, oh man, so instead of pushing a boulder up the hill I'm stuck making things I hate
@skedda, actually had to deal with a feminist boss who was extremely sexist against men
I wish to feel happyness without crippling depression sending me into the pit for a few weeks after
I dream to run the most successful company in the world.
@Sacanez, oops that was not supposed to be a reply ahhh
@Belly Rubs, the depression doesn't send you into a pit, but rather a bar, like the rest of humanity. Ironically the bar is named "The Pit"
@Vozzici, I can live with that ^_^