Married 10 years and this had happened 3 times, all 3 times were before having kids.
Married 10 years and this has happened a total of 3 times, all 3 times were before having kids.
@cryptoguy, been with the same girl since 2009 and this has happened twice. Once it was what knocked her up and the second was this past Thursday on thanksiving.
@cryptoguy, been with the same girl for five months, this has happened about 8 times or more, she actually enjoys giving
@EddySteady, doesn't count till your married and she still does it.
@cryptoguy, idk man some people get married way too early
@EddySteady, this is very true. But according to the Bro Code, she is only doing that for the 💍, so therefore it doesn't count unless she already has it.
@cryptoguy, "brocode" that's a sad way to look at relationships
@EddySteady, Got more BJs in the 6 months we were BF and GF than the 5 years we’ve been married. It sucks (pun intended) but that’s how it is 99% of the time.
@Jolee Bindo, yep, when we were first dating, she would give bjs readily and swallow. Now im lucky if I get a bj at all.
@cryptoguy, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. OH WAIT.
@cryptoguy, why the f*ck would you get married...?
@Jolee Bindo, never got it in the morning. Then came the marriage and my daughter and it stopped entirely. Then she passed it out to everyone but me and we got divorced. Then she jumped it like it was gonna fall off. Doesn't help she kept jumping on other guys at the same time too.
@cryptoguy, married, 2 kids and this still happens about every other week! Am I just lucky?
@Smurf309fs, lottery 🎉
@cryptoguy, married 1 year. Had at least 20. Seems like you have no game.
@Smurf309fs, you got game
Go away! Cannibals scare me.
I wake up angry and confused every morning; sex is the furthest thing from my mind.
Took me a second.
That’s pee pee in there but alright
Can't relate; single since birth
I’m ok with this
If you know what I mean
Haha... yeah i can TOTALLY relate to this! *goes crying in the corner*
*tears your dick off and eats it*
I wish some one would call my morning wood breakfast