Nature is healing
@JewishXenu, nature took viagra
@Natural Sarcasm , nature saw you get out of the shower 😘
@seeUpee, damn nature! You scary! *closes curtains*
@JewishXenu, And it's pissed
When her hand accidentally brushes against your leg
Just cut off the bad limb
"Life finds a way."
- the smart guy with a broken leg
@Che D Lay sir, oh yeah, well if he's so smart, why is his leg broken huh! Checkmate atheists!
@thrawnfett, if I ever tythe to a denomination, I will be baptized by the holy lava of Jeff Goldblum's daughters, shush, don't talk in the name of Ian Malcolm, the Chaotician prime.
Earth Girls Are Easy and life lounges peacefully knowing it is in the DNA.
Same expression as the Steve carell meme!
Is that a clothes hanger?
I was fully expecting it to fall over to the other side. Now I’m a kinda disappointed
@Skeletorr, hey, I thought it was gonna take the guy with it and launch him
Then again, I’m running on a full day without sleep and a couple stiff drinks
@UncommonSense, ooof. Then I hope these stiff drinks will help put your mind at ease and have good nights sleep, lad
Look how easily your accomplishments are undone
*insert Reverse Uno card picture*
When a circumcision makes it look bigger.
Poor posture, not enough PPE, rocks saw back and forth, doesn’t apply chain break after cut, surprised by the weight of the trunk. Amateur hour 2/10
What kinda wuss wears earmuffs with a chainsaw?
Natural reaction when laying on a tramp....oline.