The fancy homeless dude you see briefly is Tim minchin. He’s awesome. Comedian pianist singer dude. He also has the best version of hallelujah I’ve ever heard.
@Anonymous3301, and don't forget sings the song only a Ginger, classic.
@Anonymous3301, my mom used to be a pianist singer. But she got edged out of the market when yours went full time.
@Anonymous3301, I can here thinking “there is no way anyone knows what I’m thinking and knows who that fancy homeless dude is, but I’m gonna check anyway” and this was top comment. So thanks for being a god among men
@Anonymous3301, can’t forget 5 poofs
What’s the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
I don’t fück a sandwich before I eat it.
@I Are Lebo, What was David Bowie’s last hit?
@datpixel, how do you kill a one legged fox?
Make him run across Canada.
@I Are Lebo, Why are women like KFC?
After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in 😏
@datpixel, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing she hasn’t already been told twice.
I present you Jimmy Carr
@Dolphhayne, "I've heard a lot of people say they think abortion is great because it's empowering for women. Well I think it's great too, as long as I'm not paying for it.
Just kidding, I never pay.
I mean hey it doesn't cost anything to fall down the stairs.
Man, some of these girls act like I'm made of coat hangers."
@Dolphhayne, I was never really into him till I saw some of his standup but I love him he’s brutal
@Dolphhayne, not pictured is his creepy robotic laugh.
@Dolphhayne, man went to Cambridge and worked for Shell
@Rowule, unh unh unh unnnnh!
Why would I wrap my hamster in duct tape? So it doesn’t explode when I fvck it
@FPVeteranWolf, why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face.
Seriously thought it was a face swap with the chick next to him
Is that giant man Ben Kissel?
This is the quality content I come here for. Mmmmm yesssss