"Why do you continue to exist?"
"To spite you."
I hate peoples!! I was just fine 15/20 years ago not knowing how many weirdos there were in the world! And Covid showed even a worse side of people! I want Stewies time machine to go back to 2000 or so! That was a good year! Everyone thought we would die because of Y2K, when we didn’t, it was all celebrating! Who’s coming with me man
@celtics313131, that’s a mistake. Don’t go back past 9/11. Once you do if you don’t try to stop it you’re responsible for it
@BigJohnson86, well, then let’s stop it
@celtics313131, ok what’s the plan? Do I need to bring a hula costume to distract people or do we just murder them?
@BigJohnson86, it's always the ol' "by trying to stop it, you actually cause it" cliche.
@18bluecat, “One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.”
@BigJohnson86, ooooo, your hula plan is a tasty idea! Let’s roll
Don’t worry, just got a couple more months and he’ll die.
@The Pun Shielder, unless some doctor tries to save him. *side eyes all doctors and medical staff*
@Nurse Joy, says the nurse
@The Pun Shielder, I’m a Pokémon nurse. I don’t care if humans die.
@Nurse Joy, I'm a people nurse irl. Honestly, we could lose a couple hundred thousand people around here....
@LookOutASni, More like a Bil or 2. Fing 8 bil people are way to many people. Bring the global population back down to 5 or 6 bil. Far more sustainable.
@LaDarkProphet, Nah, I don't mean for Earth's sake.
I mean there's just too many f*ckers on I-95 smashing into a guardrail BECAUSE APPARENTLY BLINKERS ARE JUST CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
For real, though. If we're talking about land, there's actually plenty of it on Earth. It's just that everyone wants to live in a big city for convenience's sake. Go to the middle of Nebraska or Nevada and ask people if they think it's too crowded there.
Don’t let him win!!
That dude just needs to die already. He’s doing it to himself and won’t accept help or listen to reason. Stop bothering the rest of us