This is from a show called The IT Crowd. Very funny.
@Kamitha, I'm disabled!
@Kamitha, IT crowd is one of my favourite shows, so so good
@Kamitha, 0118999881999119725..... 3
now with better looking drivers, faster response times...
don't ask me why I know this off-by-heart
Dear Fire Dept.,
@Kamitha, have you tried turning it off and on?
@CrazyCrichton , "It must be so difficult, being both gay and disabled."
"Very difficult." *cries*
"I don't know!" *cries more*
@CrazyCrichton , “How did you get disabled?” “.........acid.”
Oh no, better call the emergency services!
Any Android users should try typing that number into the dialer ;)
@Unidentified Error, now with better looking drivers
Oh sure no blood seems legit
@megamanx181x, he must have allocated the 'bloodless' passive to keep enemies from leeching life from him.
You gotta time your jokes right, waiting till you're in the ambulance is kinda overplaying it
@Lellow0079,*underplaying it. You wait until your in you coffin because you fake died of blood loss.