Plot twist, he contracts some deadly STDs
@dinglyding, actually I read the article a long time ago, he somehow did not contract STDs, which he apparently attributed as a reason why he wanted to keep living
@Abusive Breasts, Just saying, more like an alternative ending
@dinglyding, that's not a twist, that would normally be a given.
Reminds me of Bill Ponderosa from It's Always Sunny. Except he wanted to kill himself after the coke and hookers. Life is happy.
@Mattizzle9, he was banging dirty hoors
@fettman1138, trollfoot! (old running gag on Danny Devito's twitter feed)
@fettman1138, The gentleman was knocking on dirty doors?
Well book me one ticket to Mexico please
Wasn't this the plot of a Nicolas Cage movie? Only in Vegas, with alcohol and only one single prostitute?
The power of titties
It's almost, but not quite, Leaving Las Vegas. Spoiler alert: the movie doesn't have a happy ending.
You can't say that drugs and hookers are all bad!
When we have to settle for this as the headline of our generation instead of things like winning WW2 or bringing down the Berlin Wall.
Actually a fun read if you wanna Google it