YOuTube video https://youtu.be/QoqasleyXdE
You want a real jump scare? Get off the art blogs, go out and meet a girl. One night in the middle of nowhere you meet her, while you are grabbing street meat. You take her home and proceed to stumble your way into bed. Two weeks later she shows up to your fortress of solitude. Then proceeds to inform you she is late and would like to talk things over. Sure you worked a hard week and all you wanted to do was sleep. But you oblige her for the sake of being a good guy. As the two of you get to talking, she casually brings up the fact that there is pill from the clinic that can help out in this situation. You then ask her how to get it? She then informs you it only costs $3.50. Right then and there you realize she is an 8m tall, ocean going creature from the protozoic era. That's when you realize the lockness monster could have you in child support payments if you don't pay the $3.50. Is it worth the gamble you ask yourself? That's the real jump scare.
@RythianRetaliation, thank you very much eh. That brought a smile to my heart and my face.
@HollywoodRodriguez, The twists that your story had were fantastic. It deserved to be put in the "Hall of BestComments".
@RythianRetaliation, thank you eh. There are some amazing commenters within this beautiful community, and to be put up to their level only for a fleeting moment makes the pabst taste so much better.
@HollywoodRodriguez, i crashed at every turn of the road. I didnt know where this story was going. Nice.
@HollywoodRodriguez, ok.. ok.. ookayyyy... MOTHER FVCKER
@HollywoodRodriguez, I AIN'T GIVIN NO LOCH NESS MONSTA TREE FIDDY.
@HollywoodRodriguez, excellent turn, had me surprised
@HollywoodRodriguez, after about the second sentence I skipped to the bottom and saw the TREE FIDDY and said “I knew it!”
@HollywoodRodriguez, #troll 👍
@HollywoodRodriguez, I was enjoying reading this, then I saw that the pill only costed $3.50 and I was like, I know someone that always wants $3.50
@HollywoodRodriguez, thought I was gonna end up in Skyrim after that pill but nessy got to me before Tom Howard
Anyone know what the video is?
The biggest problem with jump scares. Is that most of the time it’s not what pops up on the screen that’s making you jump. It’s the loud ass sound that gets played during whatever pops up on the screen.
Don’t believe me? Next time watch a jump scare with mute on. It’s not so scary.
I’m not jumping because I’m scared. I’m reacting to cover my ears to keep them from bleeding because the sound played during the jump-scare scene is 20 times louder then the rest of the movie. If they would stop doing that I might start watching those movies.
Its like commercial breaks during TV shows. I’m sitting in front of my TV. No reason for it to be so loud. Which is why I no longer watch TV. It’s also why I started using Ad blockers online and YouTube. Those F()&ing Toyota adverts nearly bust my speakers every time. And since I couldn’t find a way to block specific Ads that are too loud. I just block them all now. Which is sad because there were some things I didn’t mind watching ads for.
That was hard to read