Wife: *Throws mug off your head*
Wife: Looks like you just got mugged.
@BasicallyLazy, "no, you're getting mugged!" *holds muggs like guns*
She's not the one then
No more wife who doesn't appreciate a good pun and the chance at an excellent pun? Win win
@stealthapotomous, you were probably looking for love in alderaan places.
This is how I get divorced.