This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there.
@CaliforniaDuck, Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.
Fücking love Big Trouble in Little China!
Ah yes, Skeletor’s mullet was AMAZING! Where is Joe Dirt on this poster?
Rambo and He-Man had long hair
not a mullet
Skeletro was bald
“You leave Jack Burton alone! We are in his debt.” - Egg Shen
A mullet is short hair up front and long hair in the back.
Business up front
Ass-kicking in the back
Why does Rambo look like Michael Jackson here?