"Everyone needs to accept all women's bodies, even if they dont conform to societal standards for beauty."
*proceeds to make fun of short or scrawny men*
@Unique Username 2, or any man?
@Unique Username 2, My mother makes fun of my boyfriend who is 5' 2" and just a few nights ago while she was drunk she started calling him a leprechaun. My sister's boyfriend joined in and asked me if I was after his lucky charms, so as calmly as I could I answered, "I don't have to, he gives them willingly and yes they are delicious." My sister's boyfriend looked grossed out and my mom just broke into hysterical laughter while my sister sat in the background shaking her head at us. Honestly I was so mad I wanted to scream at them for being jerks over something my boyfriend has no control over but he kept telling me to calm down because hey he was short and it's nothing that he hasn't heard before. I still didn't like it so instead whenever they'd start to tease I would just tease them back worse and eventually they stopped and started telling drunken stories.
@Crazy Dog Lady, I'm 5'7" and I've always had to deal with people belittling me (pun intended). It sucks, I can't tell you how many girls would never give me a chance because of my height (right now I have a wonderful girlfriend though) and I am so proud of you for sticking up for him.
@Crazy Dog Lady, My boyfriend is 5' 5" and my dad (6' 1") gives him a hard time, but he's the perfect size for me!
@Scrummy, I'm 5'11" and I'm still too short for lots of girls
@Unique Username 2, if the bltch is ugly as fvck she's ugly as fvck no matter what anyone says. That being said she is not ugly.
@Unique Username 2, also why do beauty pageants still exist?
@Unique Username 2, look when I hug a girl and she's so fat my fingers begin to sink into her back. There's a problem here.
@Crazy Dog Lady, hey now no need to get mad over the little things. My girlfriend certainly doesn't. *proceeds to sob*
@Crazy Dog Lady, nikki is that you?
@daily joke, These are not the droids you are looking for
@Crazy Dog Lady, your jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded. They wont work... oh look a penny. But seriously you described my brother.
@daily joke, Has your brother ever been called an oompa loompa as well? Because that's another name my mother likes to call my boyfriend. Which is better than what my father does, he makes jokes about how my boyfriend is small enough he could use him as a condom...
@Crazy Dog Lady, I hate parents like that so much. "I just want what's best for my kids" "I just want my kids to be happy" "It doesn't matter if I don't like your girlfriend, as long as you're happy!" And then they proceed to tell you how much they don't like them and make fun of them. It drove me nuts when my mom did that. My dad was always really cool though.
@Crazy Dog Lady, yes. Lol our moms ring tone for him is the oompa loompa theme song. Its hilarious.
@daily joke, And it's stuff like this that makes me glad my mom doesn't know how to get custom ringtones, I still remember when she played a prank on my dad and recorded her yelling "Answer the f@cking phone you f@cking asshole" (with my little brothers help) and made that his ringtone for when she calls. While he was at work she called him and he happened to be in front of some of his higher ups when it went off. Thankfully they had a sense of humor and we all had a good laugh.
@rabid aviator, 5'9" here, I know the feel.
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"...And you tell him vaginas are for girls."
Savage. Just don't let her know I said that. She'll kick my ass sideways