Crackheads be like, pleeeease man I suck yo dick for $2!
@ TouchMyCatEars, but what if I'm a girl
@Dr Angel, I’ve seen crackheads do crazier things than suck a girls dick just sayin
@TheNativeLover, you've piqued my curiosity
@Dr Angel, he'll prolly let you watch him suck his own
@ TouchMyCatEars, that's impressive. I'd give him those $2 to see that
@Dr Angel, What?! Ew, fvckin nasty! I would too.
@Dr Angel, I once had a crackhead pounding on my door and wouldn't go away. After 20 minutes, I was getting fed up waiting for the cops. So I decided to open the door and shove my .45 in his face. Just to get the most humor out of it, I yelled at him "Let's not turn this rape into a murder". Being a crackhead, he offered to sell me his anus for money. I figured I'd go along with it, and asked him how much. He said it'd be "about $3.50". It was about this time I noticed that this crack head was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. So I yelled at him "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddam money!" and slammed the door in his face.
@ TouchMyCatEars, A crackhead will eat pussy like they have a disease and the antidote is inside the pussy if it means that they're $2 closer to getting some crack.
@Gamasennin, I honestly thought this was a real story. You got me good sir/ma'am
@Gamasennin, sonofabitch you got me with that story!
Hey man!!! Hey!!! Give me a dollar!!!!
Is it just me, or does no one call out retoasts anymore?