What? I'm totally not alone.. I have my girlfriend... Isn't that right Palmela
@Lord Commander Snow, Palmela is cheating on me? *cries*
@Lord Commander Snow, you mean ygritte right? Oh...
@Lord Commander Snow, Palmela Handerson?
@Lord Commander Snow, ohhh I see what you did thar...
As a Hispanic I never get to eat at a Mexican restaurant
@Taquito Speedo, as someone who's not Hispanic, I enjoy eating chimichangas when I'm not dumping Taco Bell into my body, destroying myself from the inside out
@Abusive Breasts, chimichangas are delicious
@Taquito Speedo, as not a Hispanic, we are now going to a Mexican restaurant
@RhettandLink, yay! 😘
Kimmy: "Dong cheered me up earlier." Jacqueline: "I bet it did"😏
As a pizza delivery boy, the amount of people I have seen buy huge amounts of food and act like they have people over is so high. If only people could be honest with the fact that they are lonely and eating out their feelings.
Used to deliver for Papa John's. Nothing more humbling/humiliating as everyone referring to you as a "pizza man." You're a 4.0 biology undergrad, but they think you're a pizza man. :/