My friend Catherine just licked her own butthole and then climbed onto my lap.
My friend Catherine is in heat.
My friend Catherine left a scar on my leg that has lasted over 10 years.
My friend Catherine doesn't like to have their photo taken
My friend Catherine is sitting on my chest and licking my entire face right now
My new favorite substitution:
"My friend Catherine" with "Your MOM"
My buddy doug ate all his food, threw up, and ate it. Then he sh!t it out and ate the sh!t
Its creepy when my friend cathtine sits on the bed licking her crotch while me and my girl have sex.
My friend catherine just left a rat infront of my door.
And the point of this was?....
@fluffy incredible , To make a joke.
@uninnocent civilian, "How dare you!?! On MY picture?"
@uninnocent civilian, I'd say prepare your anus but after all this you could probably park a bus in there
@RustyFapwagon, well... I'm not gonna deny it
My friend Catherine won't stop trying to eat my hamster.
My friend Catherine pees on EVERYTHING.
I had to make eye contact with my friend while she peed at prom
Get your shjt together, Catherine.
I know all my friend Catherines lick their buttholes, but it's still disconcerting when I see it up close