My husband discovered Siri this evening, I found these saved to my iPad.
Siri must have a vágina cause she's acting like she's on her period
So I just tried this. Forgot I was on a bus with other people.
@Loonman, But did it work?
So your husband is trying to cheat on you with a penisless, vaginaless Siri?
@Conman33, better call Saul!
Siri gettin' real sassy these days
Just imagine the people who had to program this.
I think they got the first one from my personal experiences
Oh... Wow... It got posted! I'm sorry, I just had to comment. Thank you. And also, all of your comments were great, thank you, I laughed harder than I did when I found these on my iPad in the first place. You are all wonderful!
So once i tried using the voice commands on my galaxy to call my mom, but my phone just couldn't understand jack shjt. So of course i get frustrated, and say "wtf bitch", and the phone responds with something along the lines of "call mom yourself, jerk"
Asking Siri for a blow job .. That was funny times.
Siri, why all of a sudden the battery percentage changed to 69?
Siri, I don't care if you have a penis or vagina, I'll accept you for who you are on the inside. Just have sex with me
"Siri do you have a sack"