How to kill your crazy gf 101
@the Dank Secret, supersize me
When you can't afford good flowers, so you order off the dollar menu
Its cheaper than flowers
So much cardboard and vegetable oil....
When you can't decide to get her either a bouquet of flowers or a buffet of food
Sorry, but my heart will forever be with Chick-fil-A. Those breakfast Chicken Minis are the most heavenly things to ever grace my taste buds.
*this message sponsored by Chick-fil-A*
@Apathetic Husk, their special fry sauce is amazing
@Apathetic Husk, no Chic-Fil-A's in Maine, FTL.
@Doctor Krieger, I'm so, so sorry.
@Apathetic Husk, it's either Krap Fried Chicken, Popeye's (which is both mediocre and expensive), or Shaw's market chicken (actually half-decent).
Nothing good like a Bojangle's or Chic-Fil-A.
At least I have Five Guys.
@Doctor Krieger, Well around where I live, we have a Costco that has extremely cheap rotisserie chicken. It's not fast food or anything obviously but it's good stuff.
He obviously wants her to get heart disease and die