10/10 would let be my companion in my quest to destroy evil
I hope the squirrel also has groin armor. He has to protect his nuts after all.
@SurgeonSean, thats what that shield is there for
My darkest hour is when I'm in the bathroom with no toilet paper so I'm hoping he has a stash
@WinternetIsComing, he has a tail
So someone at Penn State has this really weird bond with the squirrels on campus. They let her dress them up on holidays and stuff and take their pictures
And gets hit by a car.
Squirrel of tarth
He has returned
"Well you going to help me get my dick out of this bottle or what sir squirrel?"
Hi human, I'm here to save the day
Ugh. I wish I could remember squirrel girls pets name.
@GunSupporter, Monkey Joe
@NebOlevar, my hero