So, this guy has to do chores in order to have the privilege of pleasing his wife in bed? He's doing it wrong.
@Steve the cat, oh honey no
@HolyCatchphrase, married for 12 years, together for 17, she still can't get enough. Oh, honey, yes. If that's not what you're getting, that's a shame.
@Steve the cat, You... you do realise those are not "chores" hes doing...
@Steve the cat, I still can’t tell if you’re joking or not but the fingers are pruny from activities other than housework
@HolyCatchphrase, I guess the joke was lost on me because, first why would she settle for my fingers when she can have so much more, and second, if you spent the amount of time it would take for your hands to get pruned, she wouldn't be clenching her fists, she would be passed out from exhaustion. What does occur to me now though, is that this meme was likely created by a 12 yr old kid who's never touched a woman before.
@Steve the cat, I mean, in the meme format it makes perfect sense. Especially since I just assumed the fingers were only foreplay and it really doesn’t take long for fingers to get pruny.
Use the tongue
@megamanx181x, based on experience, yah
@Pool boy till I die, I’m confused, do you use your tongue to wash the dishes or fix the bed?
@Kraft Punk, Both, you amateur
Making her make the bed? Thats not very gentlemen like
@Click To Login, I know where you’re going, but no. Not one bit. When you’re married (with or without kids) the sexiest thing you can tell a woman is,”hey honey- I’ll do the laundry and dishes... you go take a nap.” Guaranteed sexy time when she’s up from the nap.
@SchroedingerPussPuss, what do you do then if your husband always does that stuff? Should I be giving daily head? :p
@SchroedingerPussPuss, as a fellow father and husband, I completely agree with this statement. And also starting the laundry.
Because teamwork. You do dishes, she cleans the bedroom.
Then y'all fvck like wild animals in heat.
What a man