We the jury find the defendant, @Tyler643, not guilty of multiple homicide, by reasons of his family are dicks and they totally deserved what was coming to them.
@ TouchMyCatEars, johnny cochran is smiling somewhere
@megamanx181x, Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife,
And there's no such thing as 25 to life.
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran!
@ TouchMyCatEars, is the glove doesn’t fit, then you must acquit!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, Well he does have his famous Chewbacca defense so you get what you pay for.
@fettman1138, no no no... if you got caught and you're smoking crack, McDonald's wouldn't want to take you back. you could always run for mayor of dc
@megamanx181x, but what if it was a Magnum love glove?
@ TouchMyCatEars, well that can fit an entire leg so that’s overkill, if that doesn’t fit then obviously your being banged by a horse
@megamanx181x, ::gasps:: Neigh!
When you tell a Star Wars fan that you like a Star Wars movie
@SimonPetrikov, Had a run in with the gatekeepers, did we?
@SimonPetrikov, fvcking thank you
Well I mean if you’re talking about fortnite, yeah expect to be excluded from everything from now on
Tyler were your new family bro, some of you stuff is garbage but we love you
I feel this one.... My family judges me hardcore for the fact that me and my daughter play Pokemon go