This is a story.
A lot of reading for so little payoff
@DigBickAiryHanus, Hey, at least it's a 4chan post that admits to being fake
@DigBickAiryHanus, I'm glad I have a thing for being edged.
@The Heartsmith, had to come back to upvote this
Not much on here actually makes me laugh out loud but this did.
It was good until the strap on part, but I expected something else and got disappointed with the rest.
Lick my fingers
So I can fvcking turn to the next page of the bible
Pull my leg for all I care, I just want some kinda action. Throw me a bone for goodness sakes 😣
@Vainson, *throws bone..... With a me attached. 😏*
@mas2de, * tries catching bone, completely misses. Falls on knees while "hello darkness my old friend" starts to play.* 😐
@Vainson, the song is called The Sound of Silence
@Vainson, Well, it eventually landed somewhere. Go find it. Don't just let me lay here broken and lost. Please? Sparky might be able to help find us.
I was about to say Chad but it looks like he's /ourguy/. All clear
@Rickenfendsontinsch, can you explain what ourguy/girl is to me please?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is a strap-on not the size of a fully erect penis? How do you go to school with that tearing through your jeans without it being obvious?
Oh you're a bad person.
Pretty sure we all knew this was fake as soon as it said "got laid five times that summer"
This was like when Kevin Bacon tells that kid about a sexual encounter but then reveals that it was a lie because he is a psychopath... In Footloose
Better than dinosaur