My fucking Oscar speech
And my penis for having sexual intercourse.
@Superfast Jellyfish, um... Does my hand count under that category or...?
@Superfast Jellyfish, I was thinking more of "And my penis for standing up for me."
@Babou, yeah right
And your spine for always having your back,
And my A$$, for always putting up with my sh!t
@Sterling Malory, I'm not used to censoring myself... I don't like it,
@Sterling Malory, you can say ass. Ass Ass Ass ass
@877CashNow, ASS. ...I feel like a toddler learning curse words from their parents, and then blurting them in public
I'd like to thank gravity, for keeping me grounded."
My eyes for always looking out for me
Don't forget Jennifer Lawrence for having great tits
I would like to thank the sidewalks, for keeping me off the streets.
His will be Leo's speech when he wins an oscar
And your heart, which you would die without.
My boobs, for making babies and boys alike super happy.
And my penis, for always standing up for me
My neck, for always keeping a good head on my shoulders
He forgot the word "my" after "by"
And my head, for helping me not lose my mind.
And my eyes for always looking out for me
AND MY AXE
And my skull to hold air