You had me at "Haunted Toaster"
@good guy Satan, Why?
@RiffRaff What can I say, I like toast
@RiffRaff, for the glory of @good guy satan of course!
@Good Guy Satan, sup buddy?
@XtraBurntToast, Are you scaring old ladies again? What did we talk about?
@Good Guy Satan, she was asking for it Satan, just look at her hair.
“A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!” -Toaster, Fallout New Vegas.
I want to give this toaster a bath. Send it to me.
Jesus toast, meet Satan toaster.
Other then the flame and messaging doesn’t seem to be doing any real harm
I bet it was supposed to be Santa.
I don't know if I trust midnightpulp...