Childhood injuries: spanked too hard
Adult injuries: spanked too hard
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, kid injuries: my uncle visiting me while I'm sleeping
Adult injuries: dust under foreskin when I put my penis in my uncle's urn
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, that got dark
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Leme tell ya hwhat, I thought I just had one of those "adult injuries" and was just had a sore back all the time. It started to get worse and I finally went to the dr. about it and found out I have three partially herniated discs in my lower back. I've been out on short term disability since may and honestly I'm prob not going to be able to go back to my job since even lifting a gallon of milk can hurt sometimes. PSA: if something is bothering you and you dont think it's bad, still go see a doctor.
Why does no one else care that it looks like he took a chunk of his raw meat out??
Child injuries: farted so hard I crapped my pants
Adult injuries: farted so hard I prolapsed my colon
Your body adapts to what you do. If you spend 12 hours a day sitting doing nothing 364 days of the year then try to do an all out run, you’re going to fück something up.
Stay in shape bitches.
Joke's on you! I still get the kid injuries too! In fact I'm sitting in a tree while I type this
As someone who sneezes with the force of a hurricane, I understand this pain