My dad does the same thing, has his own tinting company. We had a vacation over the summer but a week before it my mom was talking to him about her boss saying yes to take time off
for the vacation. My dad preceded to say "Oh that reminds me I have to ask my boss too" goes to the mirror asks himself for time off, telling himself no, tells himself he's an asshole, and then tells himself says he's fired. Then turned back to my mom and says "Babe I got fired"
@SweetSmiles, that's a level of dad joke that I didn't think was possible.
@Marida Cruz, futurama did it first
@seeupee have you made employee of the month yet?
That dude's name is so damned similar to mine.