I know psychics aren't real because if they really could read my mind, they'd run and call the police
@Shrub Bub, Nah... They'd need mental help after hearing my thoughts
@Shrub Bub, sometimes I purposefully think of fvcked up things just in case psychics are real... Yeah, that's the only reason I think of those things .
@Shrub Bub, seriously the amount of stuff i think of that isn't safe for anywhere besides my mind...
Throw in a couple of naked hamsters, and that's about accurate
@Glorious Grapefruit, why did you feel the need to state the hamsters were naked, am I supposed to assume they come clothed now?
@Glorious Grapefruit, mp
Why don't you ever hear about a psychic winning the lottery ?
Every so often, I start imagining horrific violent crimes with me as the perpetrator, and while I do so I watch the people around me to see if anyone flinches. You know, just to check if anyone is reading my mind.
If anyone ever claims that they're a psychic, think about your credit card and social security numbers whilst ignoring the tEm like feturs oF thE sicHiC.
I read the "what the fvck!" In the same delivery as the guy in lemon stealing whores. That makes it perfect
My mind is always on. So it either deep thoughtful arty stuff. Or an MLG parody blasting get stupid
False. My brain can't focus on one thing for that long, even shrieking