Had a coworker say this to another coworker once. Only she said she was serious and got reported. They made her take time off to see a therapist then had to fire her shortly after.
Worst part is I was trying to hit that. For legal reasons that was a joke.
@A Math Dealer, got her full name? Google her
@megamanx181x, nah I can only remember her first name. Which can also be a guy's name so that doesn't help.
@A Math Dealer, the one that got away...
I got called into the office on a Monday once. I wasn't sure why. My boss, who I graduated with late know that someone heard me say that I wanted to slit throat the Saturday before and they were concerned. It was hilarious.
That actually happened once
One time we needed to do a poetry project and earlier we were learning about Edgar Allan Poe so I decided to be inspired by his work. After I turned it in, the teachers were worried that I was suicidal. It was kinda funny how worried they were.
Only for legal reasons.
Or is it?
I said myself geeze!!!