See? Sometimes all you need is an uncle who cares.
Good luck finding one though, cause I don't give a fuuuuuuuccck.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, you made my eyes water, that was beautiful
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, fine then. You leave me no choice, good sir. You're gonna continue to wake up finding Easter eggs in you.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, oh you care alright... care to get into your nephews/nieces pants!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
@DrSin, just your eyes?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, *leaves on the vine intensifies*
@Natural Sarcasm , yeah he hasn’t pushed any sin yet
@DrSin, me too, but I think it was more the smell...
Edit: scratch that, the smell definitely was coming from me. I think compression undergarments need to retire for the summer.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, Would you care if I gave you a bottle of whiskey and told you where I hid your pants?
@Caligo, I'll take the whiskey. The lack of pants was a personal decision I made on my own
Mickey Rourke was on the verge of suicide when his dog came to see him lying in a closet. He claims he really turned his life around to care for his dog
The average incel is just a dude who cock blocks himself because hes given up.
Well I sure feel like a shrimpdick now
Wait until someone shows him Forrest Gump
Shrimp saved his life... film at 11!
There’s another one about how a guys cat saved his life
We’re all going to make it!
s-stop it dude :’(
@stevepaige, Incel gets some shrimp pets, he becomes normal after caring for them. We usually just throw them on the barbie.