How hard would it be to take a dump while boiled alive. Before you ask, yes, i'm very spiteful.
@ThePandaPool , if it makes you feel better, once you died, your bowels would release, and you would urinate.
@ThePandaPool , I'd say boiling the person alive would probably fůck up the meat anyway, making it awful to eat. Not speaking from experience or anything, just my two cents 💱 😅
@ThePandaPool , the stress and process woykd indeed ruin the meat. They would be all gamey and stringy. You wanna take them out in a calm manner to prevent toughening the meat
@FlyingLegHair, duh. Boiled meat tastes like shjt, you gotta grill them
@groundpounder04, that does make me feel a little better
@Not him again, Except it's not boiled meat. It's meat in a soup like a stew, so it would most likely be slow cooked making the meat very tender and absorbing all the flavors of everything else in the pot. So in conclusion, Steve would be a very tasty addition to the soup
@satan of the north, true. On a related note, I had pot roast for dinner last night
@Not him again, Pot roast is always a good choice. Who did you sacrifice to make it?
@satan of the north, I don't remember her name, it's incredibly easy to meet people on tinder.
@satan of the north, except that only works when it's chunks of meat. Boiling a whole person would make it tough and stringy since they are conscious for most of the process. Also now you have to pick out all the bones and guts
*arm moving underwater*
"Hey witch, guess what?"
"...There it is. ENJOY YOUR CUM SOUP, BIATCH!"
Wasn’t that from the Simpsons when the witch was boiling Homer?
Hey if I have to die anyway the least I can do is make sure you don’t get to enjoy it
Eh your going to taste them one way or another