I'll pass, standing up is too much work.
@SentientCaffiene, your going to anyway when you leave and do come back
@megamanx181x, who said I was ever going to leave, at the desk is where I dwell
@SentientCaffiene, careful you might make employee of the month
@megamanx181x, I would make employee of the month if it wasn't for the fact that I got fired 8 months ago for sitting at my desk and never doing any work, I've been sitting here ever since doing nothing while telling others that it is a "Civil Protest Against Jobs That Expect Quality Work"
Financial experts disagree
This is also a great weight loss plan, as with no job you won’t be able to afford food...
As an expert in this, I agree. I have 6 published papers on the subject.
Not in Nature or anything. Nor are they peer reviewed. Or even reviewed at all.
I should try standing in university. I could be known as that one weird guy that just stands at his desk throughout every lecture and gets really pretentious when anybody asks what he’s doing. What a legacy to leave.
@Fuggles, be sure to say, "O Captain, My Captain!" as you do it.
Every damn day...