Me: goes skinny dipping in the bay
Guantanamo Guards: 0_0
Me: takes a pill to help me sleep.
CIA agents: 0__0
Is it bad that I thought of Mass Effect before history for this scenario?
@Shzeah, no, just means you’re a nerd. 🖖🤓
@Shzeah, same and I was trying to figure it out lol
Me: in a kilt playing bagpipes while walking along the beach
Jack Churchill: "Welp, time for archery practice"