When I die I want the funeral attendees to do this...
Who am I kidding, as if anyone is attending my funeral.
@The Flame War, I'll attend yours if you attend mine
@crazysheep, There seems to be a bit of a paradox going on here... but sure.
@The Flame War, I got you fam
@The Flame War, I want them to all have a funeral roast
@The Flame War, depends on when and where your funeral is, but I’ll try to make it.
Will the next song be “Another one bites the dust”?
@DrSin, Thanks sin. I knew you'd always be by my side.
@The Flame War, we can all have our funerals together! I can bring the koolaid
@sbenn61, That one plays after one of them ‘finds’ the hidden landmine.
@crazysheep, in spirit he will😉
@The Flame War, maybe I'll fake my death once, have a funeral, and get up in the middle of a eulogy and say "April Fools!"
Then if I make it to 100, I'll launch myself in a homemade rocket to the moon and paint a dickbutt so large you can see it without a telescope.
@The Flame War, in 70 years, that question will be totally irrelevant.
@The Flame War, I’ll be there reading your best comments so the people you called family realize what they missed out on
@The Flame War, the reason nobody is attending your funeral is cause your funeral is of some guy burying you in the middle of nowhere.....
This kind of stuff is actually very common at funerals. Also, Monty python's 'always look on the bright side of life' is played in crematoriums more often than you'd imagine
Buddy you’re an old man, dead man, gonna be a skeleton today! Got ash on your face you big dead ace, kicked the bucket all yesterday
Is this ticket to hell buy one get one free?
Who wants to live forever
Do this for me guys