Me: "Boy it sure is hard to talk to girls nowadays..."
My ancestors who pillaged and raped entire villages: *S H A M E*
@Good Guy Satan, Yeah but did they actually TALK to any of the girls...?
i’m glad i’m not the only one who feels like their ancestors are disappointed
@Master Gooches, my descendants are already hiding my existence, and they don’t exist yet.
@Master Gooches, I’m English - my ancestors explored the world, fought most of it, and built possibly the greatest empire ever seen. There’s pretty much nothing I can do to match up to them.
Wow, they got a complimentary bottle of whiskey with their amputations? Must be nice.
@Thecoolaccount , yeah, but dentistry was composed of a guy sitting on your chest, yanking out the tooth with pliers... so maybe just spend the money on a bottle of Jack Daniel's and toast your hood fortune!
My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?
It's a small infected cut, Whiskey laudanum stat!
Look if I get the whiskey I’ll take the amputation