When you 69 so hard you start accelerating
@iplaybassoon , I want to see them do this nude now... for science! That is...
@iplaybassoon , from 69 to 69mph
@iplaybassoon , α=a/R
They had fallen in love head over heels
@I shjt you not, I see what you did there
I tried this. Now I need hip replacement surgery. Thanks a lot assholes.
@I am a horse, why would a hourse be trying to do this?
Transformers in disguise
Who else was waiting for a fail
This would be a good sex position for guys that can't last very long. You'd be too focused on landing correctly to really enjoy it, therefore you'd last longer 😂
@Darth Penis Rump, as someone who has sex 2-3 times per day I consider my self an expert on the subject, unless his penis is located above his belly button things don't match up.
My fetish can be found all through this update
It's called the MAE manoeuvre. The mutual ass eating manoeuvre
I was waiting for one of them to smack their head against the ground
And here I am, still trying to master doggy style
Could that be considered to be a 96?
You just know they tried this naked.
And that's how babies are made
You are now carrying my child.
When bae wanna try a new position
This isn't even my final form!
But dude... What if fart
When you're late for the reunion, but she's ovulating
That's my fetish
Human... daddy long leg?
See how much porn has taught this couple???
He has a giant bones at the beginning
Is this porn?
@Captain Magma, it is now. *violently charges watch*
F!ck this sh!t we're out.
My favorite position
Sex game be a 10