"You better not shout
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm going in dry"
@DHS Crisis Actor,
"Santa Claus is cumming
@MrUpvotes, do I get extra presents if I allow him in but butt hole?!
@DHS Crisis Actor, #bestcomments
My cat used to eat plants (No, not the infamous commentator. Actual plants) so she'd most likely eat the tree rather than the ornaments.
@GreenDayGirl, when you post a comment on the wrong picture ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Remember kids, he sees you when you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake!
The fat b@$tard isn't giveing the rest of us who actually do the leg work ans vet the kids enough credit. We are the ones who gets our laps farted on an puked on by screaming crying babies. I deserves aome of those cookies to! Equality! All santas matter!!!
Santa gets all the dirty hoes to slob on his candy cane
Sexy red head next pic
Same joke different picture