Slow down there Satan
@Jeff Goldblum, This isn't your ordinary Satan crap. This is Super Devil crap.
Well add it to the list of things I'm going to do when I'm a parent
Can they be hired to stalk anybody?
@Hawaiianfreak, no, that would be a heartless business.
@Angular Notspice, That's my kind of business!
I'll do it even if you don't hire me
Where do I apply?
Funny.... I also stalk children
*hires The Joker*
*10 years later* "Ugh, why is my child so paranoid?"
@SimonPetrikov, still being stalked
Hello Darkness, my old friend.
What would you tell people who ask about your job?
This explains a lot....
Where is this at?!?
Why a week before their birthday? Why not just all the time?
Because years of psychological damage is worth the one time laugh (rolls eyes)
Down voted because I'm scared.
I need them... for reasons...