Yes they do
No, the adultery to earthquake correlation is 1:1. And yes I know correlation is not causation
@Thinlizzy, Satanic Google corrupted the translation. How do you say diseases of the fornication? Ess Tay Deo? - Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi
*insert "no correlation" graph*
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@HolyCatchphrase, you are welcome
@SilverGrim, thank you!
@SilverGrim, Well, at least you got the graph right.
@SilverGrim, i must say good sir that is rather impressive
@SilverGrim, zero marks because no title and no labels on the axis
@RAM Card, dang I trusted auto correct and it let me down.
@SilverGrim, how many times did you have to test that in the random section to get it right?
@lakewood20, one other time and it had slight correlation but this time I dun fvckt up da spelling.
@CriTiKa1, it was late and I was tired and for some reason auto correct did the opposite of its job... this will be one top comment I will regret.
@SilverGrim, I love you for that graph
I find it funny that the blame is put on women, because it implies that men are weak mnded and lack self control. That lack of self control causes the men's bodies to vibrate and shake uncontrollably, thus causing the earthquakes.
@Onihime, or he is implying sex? I know the whole thing is dumb but at least we tried to save his logic lol
I hate when people find stupid situations like this and try to make you think all religious people have this state of mind. Its unhealthy propaganda. In fact without Islam coming and changing mindsets, our world would not be as advanced as it currently is. Please look up the history of muslims in science and maths and know that muslims are in fact major contributors to a lot of things we know now.
@Angular Notspice, that's right, but something went wrong
@Angular Notspice, Harun Al-Rashid helped bring us out of the dark ages. I remember writing a 15pg paper on him in college. But neither his anecdote or the one in this pic have any bearing on what religion does in modern times.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, its not religion that does this in modern times. Its the people who lack deep understanding of the religion.
@Angular Notspice, I agree with that too. So I submit to you that if the majority of a religions followers don't adhere to it, it becomes defined by what it is in practice, rather than theory
@Angular Notspice, Yes because without Muslims we would not have math or science. You realize their religion really had nothing to do with that
@King Millner, -.- y so dum? Yes u would have maths and science but nowhere near as advanced as it is now. And islam had no part in it? Look at how the arabs were before Islam. It was only through islam that these arabs lived in a golden age. it is a fundamental of the faith to seek and share knowledge till you die. This drove them to become so advanced and a source of information for the world. Once muslims became relaxed and lazy, the glory days ended.
Science hasn't proved anything. The holocaust never happened. And i read the terms and conditions before agreeing
Dumbass Muslims... But we do know that the true God sent Katrina to punish people in New Orleans, like obviously!
People like that guy are the reason my first name is Former...
Women can dress however they want, men can control themselves if raised with a healthy respect for women.
Kinda sounds like "global warming is causing terrorism". Same same.
Totally had me till earthquakes. XD. :3
I'm willing to test his sex to earthquake theory
Man, that guys fingers are long
Bernie Sanders says that global warming causes terrorism
@CrazyRightWinger, Bernie Sanders says that global warming will cause floods and droughts which will limit resources like food and land and cause terrorism in the fight for said resources
I mean I don't like this dude... But I think he meant metaphorical earthquakes.
That makes so much sense good job Middle East