I'd choose Morgan Freeman.
I think zfrank said it nicely: the world does not move unless Morgan Freeman says it does. Did you know he narrated his own birth before the beginning of time? What a great man.
@The Linguist, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman.
@The Linguist, and that penguins didn't exist until he narrated March of the Penguins.
@Aperture Employee, of I say that in a mirror will he appear?
@The Linguist, ze frank is my favorite YouTuber. He saved my life when times were hard.
@The Linguist, when Morgan freeman cries, it rains, in heaven.
@The Linguist, Ohmygodyes.
@The Linguist, I'm subbed to zfrank too
I would need Samuel L Jackson. Because sometimes I need "mother fücker" thrown in there.
@meNoP, Jackson should do the most extreme and badass moments of your life while Freeman does the most calm and profound.
@Blanket McFortson, but that would require me to have either of those... Also, which one would take the job for narrating "alone time"
@TheBookEscape, Peter Griffen
@meNoP, haha my sentiments exactly :)
Morgan Freeman, obviously. Why is there even money in the other ones?
@WallyWonder, Because, ... ... Christopher Walken.
@Your Psychiatrist, I see you Christopher Walken and raise you Morgan Freeman! I don't know how to play poker...
@WallyWonder, to make them look good
@WallyWonder, I don't know I mean Morgan Freeman would be epic but Peter Griffin would be comical......and Christopher Walken would be somewhere in between the two so I mean it's a harder decision then you're making it out to be.
@WallyWonder, i'd have peter narrate my childhood, walken narrate my adulthood, and freeman narrate my older adulthood.
@WallyWonder, Samuel Jackson please
@NONSENSE, this plan is a good one
Secret Answer W: James Earl Jones
Why not all 3!! *Mexican party music plays*
Why not Zoidberg?
*Morgan freeman voice* "he eagerly walked to the facilities, kindly pulled down his undergarments, and released his excriment whilst laughing at the creative comments by the community of funny pics"
*dumps the Christopher and Peter bins into Morgan Freeman's*
The first three comments are that people say "it's obviously..." Followed by a different person. For me I'd have to Morgan, just for the badass factor
Seth McFarlane would be hilarious!
Morgan freeman does not have sex, he simply smiles at a woman and a baby appears in a field full of flowers.
Peter griffen for sure.
I understand Christopher walken because he does have a beautiful voice but peter...
I chose option z. Zach Galifinakis.
Christopher walking for me I just think he is too funny
Could you imagine Morgan Freeman narrating a fight scene? "She cocked her fist back and let it spring forward with the might of a thousand warriors, meeting skin and bone as she continuously beat the opponents face in"....I like it :)
I think I'd rather have Samuel Jackson only because my life needs use of mfer a lot
How bout the guy who narrates the preview in the theaters? I want him.
Fvck that, I want Max Payne to narrate my life.
Peter griffin. Most definitely.
Samuel L. Jackson
I'd want Christopher Walken.
James Earl Jones can narrate my life. Morgan Freeman has a nice voice and all but it's soothing enough to put me to sleep. I love Christopher Walken's accent but his way of insertjng filler words (you know, yeah, etc.) Would make my story much longer than it should be. And Peter Griffin... no, just no!
I would choose Link so my story can basically be rephrased with" Hyat"
Iain Glen, aka Ser Jorah Mormont.
Honestly I can't decide but I'm gonna do this one day
Personally I prefer Michael Cain's voice...
I would just like peter griffin to narrate as my conscience. Christopher walken as my self esteem. And Morgan freeman for everything else
" puts one in all"
WHAT ABOUT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH OR SAMUEL L. JACKSON?
Peter Griffen can also do theme songs
I need to stop finding out about actor's personal lives, it has made me not be such a fan of Mr Freeman
Down vote me, but I'd rather have Peter Griffin narrate my life. A living comedy is what I'd be.
We all know there should only be on can