Ted Cruz looks like he feels... moist
@D0N RAM0N, why don't you take a Cruz and find out
@KaijuKoitus, I'm o.k, I wouldn't want to cross his path (Cruz means cross in Spanish)
@D0N RAM0N, I didn't know Phil Helmuth was running for president.
@YouJustLostTheGame, I kind of see the resemblance
With that face, who could pass the offer up?
@ArnoldSchwarzenegrer, he looks like hes thinking "please dont be a guy, please dont be a guy"
@Dragondoot, or please don't be a girl please don't be a girl
@ArnoldSchwarzenegrer, please dont be fat chick, please dont be a fat chick
@Dragondoot, please be fat dude with neck beard and fedora. Please be a fat dude with neck beard and a fedora
@wolfang, you ahould apply then
@Dragondoot, oh I have. ... several times. .. I have many entries. My chances are really good to win it, I guess is what should be taken from this.
I was so sad when snopes told me this was fake
I dont think you know what you think it means
Sign me the fvck up
@rabid aviator, sorry I didn't mean to steal your comment
@edwardelrictrash, no worries mate
A special evening indeed.
Sign me the FVCK up
sen.cruz can Cruz Netflix alone
I wonder how long this "X and chill" train will run...
@Samaki Roden, I think it'll run on until something like "massive cramping and ass ramming" becomes a thing...