@Drunk Pantless Uncle, you don’t need to see where the paper is located to know it’s florida
That is one crappy machete. Looks like he tried using eyeliner and just totally F'd it up.
The evidence is as plain as the tattoo on his face
@Baltowolf12, Nooo- you don't say? *Nicholas Cage Meme*
Thats not a machete, thats a cutless.
@1oftheFew, I'm not sure how you can tell based of those portions sizes.