“Good mental hygiene yields good mental health— so make sure to wash behind your dreams.”
@Cave Dweller, how do you wash a realm of uncreation sealed behind the infinite abyss of nothingness?
@Empshok, so much scrubbing that you can break into an alternate reality where it exists.
@Empshok, in my experience? Vodka
@Empshok, with water, soap, and a brush
@Empshok, why, with memes my good dickbutt.
The VA (veterans affairs): have you ever thought about killing someone?
Me: For business or pleasure?
The VA: *locks me in a room for 4 hours while the police can be brought in for the safety of the councilor.
It's almost like VA employees never served and don't understand military humor, or I could be crazy.
@that crazy Marine, considering the context, that's ridiculous for them to take that joke seriously.
I'd be heckin pissed that they were only superficially listening.
Hey remember when all the cool kids said, “ah beans?” Yea neither do I
He’s going to recommend you commit yourself