Should have called it United because it leaves you in the hospital.
I'll take tweets that didn't happen for 1000 please.
@spongeblade, id respect corporations more if they talked like this instead of all the PR speech
@BecauseShutUp, I already respect them more for using memes to humanize themselves on social media. I mean yeah its basically respecting Satan for b!tch slapping God with a frog but damn if it isn't fun to watch
Embrace the suck.
This is funny
They called it Delta because it goes everywhere
It was American