Pokemon Go Niantic Office
Boss: Come on, people! Let's get those servers up and running! Hurry up!! What do you think I'm paying you for?!
Employee: You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
B: One more crack like that and you're out of here!
E: NO!! Please wait, I have three kids!
@Thane of Deez, the single smartest spongebob joke ever
@We dont say his name, "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
They must only know fine dining and breathing
@The Peepnd, fine training... And breeding
Everything's fine. We're fine.
Meanwhile in my headface
Pokemon go is pretty disappointing honestly. Niantic is capable of great things, i.e. ingress, and as an avid pokemon fan I find its lack of certain concepts (like pvp) disturbing
@callmesodomy, they're releasing updates later on with pvp and trades. You have to remember, the games not even out everywhere yet.
Pokemon Go servers be like
@Duncan5769, That's the premise of the joke. Niantic is the group that is running the game.
@ForeignNeptune, I know
False. Not enough potatoes with jumper wires.
Don't remember the pic id# but we've already seen niantic's Pokemon go servers.
No wonder why they dont work..they are using Windows 10
@Funny McPixleface, Heeey, be nice. Windows 10 isn't all that bad. It's fantastic at crashing when i am in the middle of a game.