It'll only cost you half of everything you own
@18bluecat, not if you buy the prenuptial agreement bundle! On sale yesterday
@18bluecat, good thing i dont own anything
I'll take 20.
Jokes on you I was never married, actually I don't have a girlfriend, I'm so lonely..... I need a hug
@Soundslikeothers, *opens arms* I'll give you a hug :D *music plays*
Thought it said the fvcking candle company
Hmmm, this smells suspiciously similar to "Newly Issued Restraining Order"
My gf has been wanting this... should i be worried?
Buy it now and get our new scent, "Festering hatred of your ex" for free!
They can bottle it? I typically just use the half of my blood my wife took to smell the divorce...
The spell of divorce papers. Love it.
2 July 2014 #2July2014
I think they forgot the custody battle scent. I heard it's intense
I thought it said "fvcking candle company"
Dude. Those are really. 16.99.
@sexy sloth , pardon my bluntness, but I'd like to brutalize your sloth if you know what I mean.
Amazing for some, depressing for others
I see what you did there, FLICKING CANDLE COMPANY
The smell of freedom. And loneliness.....
Ok we all read that as the fvcking candle company the first time through.
Hmmm...smells like ice cream and romantic comedies!
Smells like freedom!
So does it smell good or smell bad?
Wow! For a sec I thought it said "the fvcking candle company."