Wait, I’m not under arrest or anything, am I?
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I’m sorry to tell you that you are. Get on your knees, hands behind your back, eyes closed, mouth open.
@Paranoid Sushi, I'm afraid you both are... Put your hands on your heads and spread em.
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, yes, and also you have AIDS
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, I'm happy to tell you, you are an ancient god. You're an immortal now