When I was in second grade I shared a class with a kid named Hugo, he was dumb to say the least, so dumb in fact that it even angered our teacher off a few times. "You're gonna drive me mad Hugo!". "There's no point in trying with you Hugo!". "Hugo, you're a lost cause!". One day, Hugo's mom had a meeting with our teacher Mrs Johnson. She told his mom that he was a disaster, that he had the worst grades in class, and that in 25 years she never saw a kid that was, well, as dumb as Hugo. After hearing this his mom sent him to a special learning center in Houston, Texas. 25 years later, Mrs Johnson was diagnosed with a life threatening heart condition. She consulted a few doctors and was told that she needed this very delicate and costly surgery that only one doctor in the state could perform. The teacher seeing this as her last alternative, sold everything she owned and used all her savings to travel to Houston for the surgery. (End Part 1)
@D0N RAM0N, (Part 2) The day finally came when she had the surgery performed on her and it was an absolute success. When she opened her eyes she felt all of her strength coming back to her body and saw a handsome young doctor by her side smiling at her. She wanted to say a few words to thank him, but couldn't speak. Her face turned blue, she raised her hands and even tried screaming, and suddenly, she died before the doctor who tried to understand what was happening. The doctor started looking around, and saw Hugo's dumbass holding the plug for the respirator. Hugo worked as a janitor for the hospital and ended up unplugging the respirator to connect his vacuum cleaner. His stupidity ended up killing Mrs Johnson. The End
@D0N RAM0N, is this another of your scams for upvotes? *upvotes*
@D0N RAM0N, was expecting dickbutt.
@I like Ike, well, too bad this time
@Pikachusmother, scams? 😞
@D0N RAM0N, good one bro lol 😂😂
@D0N RAM0N, I'm not sure whether or not I hope this is true
@D0N RAM0N, the geniuses who designed the respirator put a battery backup incase power goes out
@D0N RAM0N, GODDAMIT. HUGO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE DOCTOR!
@D0N RAM0N, Expected the Loch Ness Monster and tree fiddy. I was pleasantly surprised.
@D0N RAM0N, *wipes tear from eye* the best stories are always told in multiple parts on FunnyPics
"...and thats how i met your mother"
So we are not going to acknowledge the guy fawkes standing right there
@Mugiwara Luffy, no
That sounds like a crappy date
He needs that picture as a trophy for that conquest
Well shes still hot
I say the replier was bored and made that up
@RobotFrog21, me too.
Who's dtf when the know they have liquid sh-t roiling around inside them?
And how often do random hook-ups result in the female orgasming? I'd guess like 5% of the time.
@Ariel7z, unless she took a whole lot of coke. I didn't think stuff like this was real until I met my friends husband. Coke seriously messes with your bowels. But I am with you guys, & surely his buddy would see that comment at some point? Doubt he'd want it left. Unless he's just really ashamed 😂😂
I was at this tomorrowworld; can confirm (and have that hat)