"Who has two parents that love him?"
"Billy you're adopted."
@The Milky Man, the correct answer is "had", child
@The Milky Man, Not batman.
"What has two legs and is going to soon be dead?"
"You if you say me you little bitch."
"Damn dad, you're savage."
"No, I am not savage. I'm dad."
although a chair would be a reasonable answer
That's how I plan to tell my kids one day.