*sheds a blood tear* absolutely beautiful
@The Last King, see a doctor
@MrWonka, He probably can't see much. Ya know, with his eyes bleeding and all.
When I go to his live show next month in Seattle, If he walked out on the stage dressed like Ron Swanson and said he hates the government and then just sat there staring at us the whole show, I would still think it was worth the drive and the tickets. Nick offerman is awesome
@Note book page, you live in Washington?
@TheSecretSavage, I live in Oregon
Sometimes I worry I'm not enough of a man for Ron Swanson. I don't drink hard liquor. I don't kill the meat I eat with my own hands. I wear my hair in a ponytail. But I take comfort in knowing that I'm enough of a man for Nick Offerman
Award for the most awesome man in the world goes to...
You must be swift as a coursing river
And then do those things