You misspelled wife
Which one is your girlfriend?
@PBnJ, gonna go ahead and guess the pumpkin with the evil grin.
Wife her man...
Why she put up Christmas decorations for Halloween?
Can your girlfriend come over to our place and *ahem* help us out with ours as well?
I so want these.
Whatever you do, don’t crack open the guy on the left...
Did she make the movie?
I like how currently 100% of the comments in the comment section are telling OP to marry this girl