Hahahaha I don't get cuz I'm lonely
"Yo no hablo ingles, mujer que yo no conosco."
@Taquito Speedo, throw chocolate at her and run
@Abusive Breasts, this actually works.
@Abusive Breasts, *rummages frantically through pantry* IM ALL OUT! SOUND THE ALARM!!!
@Taquito Speedo, she can't yell at you if you stuff her mouth with French fries and chicken nuggets
@Abusive Breasts, *opens fridge* ok cool I've got those *shoves penis in her mouth instead* whoops
@Taquito Speedo, hey I see you're currently trying to make some food, I'd be a shame if my dick sorta just slipped in
@Abusive Breasts, goddammit paper clip guy
"why are you yelling at me?"
??? 😁 ???
Put in the earplugs while you still can.
My wife does the same thing, weird